Remember the Good Old Days When....

 A computer was something on TV
 From a science fiction show
 A window was something you hated to clean....
 And ram was the cousin of a goat.....

 Meg was the name of my girlfriend
 And gig was your middle finger upright
 Now they all mean different things
 And that really mega bytes

 An application was for employment
 A program was a TV show
 A cursor used profanity
 A keyboard was a piano

 Memory was something that you lost with age
 A CD was a bank account
 And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
 You hoped nobody found out

 Compress was something you did to the garbage
 Not something you did to a file
 And if you unzipped anything in public
 You'd be in jail for a while

 Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.