SOME SARDARJI JOKES

`Yaar Banta, why is it we can't see God who made us and all the world?',
asked his friend Santa.
Banta replied, `You see, He made such a mess of making the world, he is
too ashamed to show His face to anyone'.
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A door-to-door salesman of aggarbatis knocked at Mrs Banta's door and
said,
``Behenjee, buy this packed of agarbattis. Its fragrance is such that all
your neighbours will also enjoy it''.
"Then sell it to my neighbours", snapped Mrs Banta and shut the door.
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Once a delegation of men called upon the Almighty and asked him ``God, why
did you make women so shapely?'
He replied, `So that you men might be attracted to them'.
They asked, `Why then did you make them so stupid?'.
The Creater replied, `So that they may marry you'.
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Banta went to a sadhu and asked him `Maharaj, please tell me how to make
my married life successful'.
The sadhu replied, `Sardarji, if I had known the secret of happy marriage,
I would not have become a sadhu'.
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A young man proposed marriage to his sweetheart. The girl replied,
"If I marry you, will you promise to give up smoking?"
"Yes, I will", came the reply.
"And drinking?"
"I will give up drinking as well."
"And going to the club with your cronies?"
"Yes, I will."
"And what else will you give up for my sake?" She asked finally.
"I have already given up the idea of marring you !!".
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