MORE SARDARJI JOKES

 Note :if any sardharji came across this TAKE IT EASY...
 
 Once a father and his 25 year old son are going on a treking.
 When they are crossing a landscape between two dense forest, they saw a
 house in that big landscape. Since it was late evening they decided to 
 spend
 there night in that house and to continue there journey the next day.
 
 They went to that house and  pressed the calling bell.
 A sardharji opened the door and asked who are you? what do you want?
  
 The father Replied that we were on a treking .And since it was
 late night please let us to stay in this house this night and we will go
 the next morning.
 
 The sardhar said, See Here i am staying with my wife and a 20 year
 old daughter. You too have a 25 year old son . It is danger to keep
 cotton and fire nearby, so sorry.
 
 But the son said, Uncle trust me I will be loyal. And promise
 that nothing will happen . Please allow us.
 
 The sardarji is very kind hearted and allowed them to stay.Since there
 was only one room one hall and one kitchen in the house . Heasked the
 father to sleep with him in the hall, his wife to sleep in the kitchen
 and the son to sleep inside with his daughter.
 
 Also he is very cautious and said to her daughter if that guy
 touches tour hand shout as APPLE, if he touches your breast shout as
 ORANGE, if he pinches your love canal shout GRAPES and so on...
 
 It was late night, the son can't control his feelings. He started
 to play fantasies on her. Eventhough she try to avoid he screwed
 her. After everything over she came to steady and  started shouting
 Dady FRUITSALAD !!!  Dady FRUITSALAD!!!!!
 
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 Continuation of the same sardhar family,
 after few months...
 
 The same situation One father and a 25 year old son knocks the door
 the sardharji opens the door .
 The father asked the same thing , after a few minutes talk
 The sardhar accepted and this time he is not ready to trust his daughter
 So he arranged a serious of eggs in the center of the cot.
 He asked the guy to sleep on one side and his daughter on the other side.
 (his plan is if they cross there limits the eggs will get broken and he
 can know if anything had happened and if so will shoot that guy with his
 double barrel gun.).
 
 Every one was deep in the sleep. Since the girl was tasted it
 already see can't control her this time, also that guy too felt very sexy
 and they started doing fantasy.
 After everything was over they came to know that all the eggs
 inbetween them was broken. The gal was very very much frighten about her
 fathers anger and they cleaned the bed and rearranged all the shells as
 though it looks like a egg. Then they slept.
  
 The next morning sardar came to the bedroom.On seing the eggs he
 was very happy about that guy. He decide to give an grant treat to that
 father and that guy. He called her wife and asked her to make egg
 biriyani,egg curry, egg fried rice,..etc...,
 When his wife statrs cooking she broke the egg and she was
 shocked on seeing the empty shells.She called the sardar and showed it to
 him.

 On seeing that sardar was became very angry. He took his double
 barrel gun and straight went to the poultry and shooted all the HENS,
 shouting,
 "YOU, HENS FUCKED THE COCKS BY WEARING CONDEMS".