Jayalalitha

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's
stopped  in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual;
we're not even moving." He notices a police officer walking down the
highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,

"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's
lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse
herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have
Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection
for her."

The man says, "Oh really, how much have you got so far."

"So far....ten litres and four lighters."