Women are like busses 

            A Russian, an American and a Bai were discussing their women folk over a cup of tea. 

            The Russian said " In Russia women are like busses - big, fat and ugly" 

            The American added " In the states women are like buses too - you miss one , take the 
            other, you get off one and get off the other " 

            The Bai then said "In Punjab women are also being like buses - sometimes they get banged in 
            front , and sometimes they get banged at backside"