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Honk if you love Jesus
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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF 
YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my
car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about 
the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker 
really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus.

Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord 
because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as
loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS 
CHRIST,GO!"

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and 
smiled to all of those loving people.

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him 
yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with
only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each 
other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I 
leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled 
something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker,"
or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love 
the Lord.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got 
out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but 
just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the 
gas.

And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the 
intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window,
gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.

Jesus loves you - Everyone else thinks you're a moron