Confession

Three men stood in line for confession. The first guy stood up and said, "OH PLEASE FORGIVE ME!". The 
minister asked what he did, "I ran over my cat." The minister said he was forgiven and to go drink the 
holy water. Then the second guy walked up and said, "OH PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" The minister asked 
what he did. "I killed my wife". The minister said he was forgiven and to drink the holy water. Then 
the third guy came up and said, "OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME" The minister asked what he did 
and he said, 

"I peed in the holy water."