The Leprechaun

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to 
the bathroom,so she said yes. When he went to 
wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used 
his hands. When he got back to class his teacher 
asked, "What do you have in your hand."The boy 
said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand 
he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office and 
the principal asked him, "What do you have in 
your hand."
So the little boy said, "a little leprechaun and 
if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent home and his mom asked him "What do 
you have in your hand."
So the little boy said, "a little leprechaun and 
if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room and his dad came in and 
said, "What do you have in your hand."
So again the little boy said, "A little 
leprechaun and if I open my hands he get scared 
away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open 
your hands!"
And the little boy said, "Look Dad you scared 
the crap out of him."