A buisnessman was driving down an old country road when his car broke down. "No 
problem" he said, "I'll just walk to this nearby farmhouse." When he finally 
arrives there he walks up to the house, upon walking he sees a pin full of 
chickens and loses track of what he was going to do. When the farmer answers 
the door, feeling stupid, the buisnessman asks the farmer if he can by a 
chicken. "Sure" says the farmer, "just one thing, around here we call them 
cocks" "OK i'll take a cock" says the man. Finallly remembering what he was 
supposed to do he starts walking to another farmhouse. On the way there he 
sees a pin of roosters, losing track of what he was doing again, he asks the 
farmer to buy a rooster. "sure thing but aroung here we call them pullits", 
then the man walks away with his cock and pullit in hand when he remembers what 
he set out to do.

Walking up to the third house he sees a pin of donkeys, again, he loses track 
and asks the farmer if he can buy a donkey.  "You bet" says the farmer, "just 
one thing, around here we call 'em asses but be careful they are really 
stubborn and if they stop and sit down you have to scratch their heads" again 
the man agrees and walks with his animals when he realizes what he was out to 
do when the donkey sits down in the middle of the road. A red convertible with 
a hot lady in it pulls up while the man is trying to move the donkey.
"Please can I get through?" asks the lady.
"yeah yeah yeah" the buisnessman says "just hold my cock and pullit while i 
scratch my ass"