Four nuns happen to die at the same time and line up at the pearly gates to 
enter heaven. St. Peter says "Before you may pass through the gates sisters, I 
must ask you each a question."

He looks at the first nun and says "Sister, have you ever touch a man's penis?"

The nun holds up her index finger nervously and says "Only with this one finger 
St. Peter."

St. Peter takes hold of her finger, dips it in holy water and says "You may now 
pass through the gates into heaven."

St. Peter looks at the second nun and asks "Have your ever touch a man's penis 
my dear?"

Holding up her hand, she says,"Only with this one hand your holiness."

So St. Peter takes the sister's hand, dips it in holy water and lets her walk 
through the gates.  He then turns and looks at nun #3 when suddenly nun #4 
pushes her way past #3 and shoves her way up front.

St Peter asks "Sister, what do you think your doing?"

Nun #4 yells "If you think I'm gonna gargle that stuff after she dips her ass 
in it, your nuts!"