One day, Heaven suddenly became extremely full, and something had to be done. 
So The Lord decided to have St. Peter wait at the gate and ask everyone how 
they died. If it was a grisly story they told, they could go ahead into Heaven. 
But if not, they had to go to Hell.

The first man walks up and St. Peter tells him what's happening. "You see, 
Heaven is quite full today, and we have to ask everyone how they died. If it 
sounds good, you can go ahead. But if not, you go to Hell."

"Ok," the man says. "Well, for a while I've been suspecting my wife of cheating 
on me. So today I thought I'd leave work early and catch her. Sure enough, I 
got to my apartment building and she was lying naked on the bed. I ran all over 
the apartment searching for the man but couldn't find him. Then I remembered 
that we live on the 25th floor of an apartment building, and we have a balcony. 
And there was the man, hanging off my balcony. I beat at his hands and he just 
wouldn't let go, so I ran and got a hammer and beat his hands until he fell 
into the bushes below. I saw he was still alive so I got the refrigerator and 
pushed over the edge on top of him. But the strain of the effort gave me a 
heart attack and I died. 

Wow!" St. Peter said. "That really is bad! You can go ahead..." The next man 
walked up and St.  Peter gave his spiel about Heaven being full and the man 
would have to tell his story. 

"Ok," the second man said. "So I live on the 26th floor of an apartment 
building, and everyday I do exercises on my balcony. Well, today I fell over 
the edge, but luckily I caught the railing of the balcony below me. But 
suddenly, this man came running out and started beating at my hands. He ran 
back inside and I thought I was safe, but then he came back out with hammer and 
beat my hands again. I finally fell off, but luckily I landed in the bushes 
below and they saved my life. But that wasn't enough for the man because he 
pushed his refrigerator over the edge and it landed on me and killed me. And 
now I'm here."

"Wow, that's a good one too! You can go ahead..." The third man walked up and 
St. Peter again gave his spiel about Heaven being full and the man would have 
to tell his story of how he died. 

"Ok," the third man said. "I don't know what happened. I was hiding naked 
inside of a refrigerator..."