Part 1
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to 
a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a 
scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all
the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts 
laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk "I see a naked man and a naked 
woman running around in the house",the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands 
two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this 
scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and 
shoot the guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the scope,and 
says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"


Part 2
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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.  The first says, "My 
husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his 
jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!" The second says, "My husband is cheating
on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of 
holes with my sewing needle!" The third woman fainted.


Part 3
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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his 
mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her 
bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also
come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily 
into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents 
continue as if nothing was wrong.

Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and 
have a horsie ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and 
after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang
on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"