When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not 
only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" 
statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual COM traffic between him, 
the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he 
made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet 
Cosmonaut. However upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor 
American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, 
Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5 1995, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering 
a 26 year old r3eporter brought up the question to Armstrong. He finally 
responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could 
answer the question.

When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. 
His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom 
window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs.  Gorksy. As he leaned down to pick up 
the ball, he heard Mrs.  Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you 
want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"