A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is 
unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis 
is too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know 
this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to 
the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

"Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with 
me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it." The man uncoils his 
50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then 
replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go 
to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a 
log who can help solve your dilemma.

First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines 
your proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond 
and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log. He called out to the frog, "Will 
you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO." The man 
looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's still too long at 40 
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in 
its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, 
looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter. The man laughed,
"This is fantastic."

He looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a moment. 

Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. So, I'll 
ask the frog to marry me one more time. Grinning, he looked across the pond and 
yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across pond shaking its head
"NO..........NO..........and for the last time..........NO."