A young man got a job in a local pickle factory. The older fellows he worked 
with were always teasing him and daring him to put his penis in the pickle 
slicer. Finally, not being able to take the ribbing and taunts any longer, he 
said he would do it. 

No sooner had he put his penis in the pickle slicer than the foreman caught 
him and fired him on the spot. He went home and his wife asked why he was home 
so early. He said, "Well the guys have been making my life miserable by teasing 
me and daring me to put my penis in the pickle slicer. So today I thought I 
would shut them up and do it. The foreman caught me and he fired me."

She was very concerned, but he assured her that everything was normal and in 
workable condition. She said, "Well if you're okay, did anything happen to the 
pickle slicer?" 

"Oh", he answered, "she was fired too."