So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company 
There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing 
alright--but after a few months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean, 
nudge nudge wink wink. 

The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round 
buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, 
the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. very frustrating.

One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns 
out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful 
woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and 
slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she 
says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can 
ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."

The guy thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?".