Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her Grandmother
in the forest and her Mother said "You'd better not go out tonight
Little Red Riding Hood because the Big Bad Wolf's out and you know what
he'll do; he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little
red panties and fuck your little red socks off". But Little Red Riding
Hood pulled out a shotgun and said "Don't worry Mum, I've got it
covered".

So, she was walking through the forest when she came across the Three
Little Pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You
shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Riding Hood! The Big Bad Wolf's out
and you know what? He'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your
little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little
red socks off". So she pulled out the shotgun and said "Don't worry
boys. Got it covered"!

As she continued through the forest she came across the Big Bad Wolf
and he said "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding
Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your
little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little
red socks off". So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her
little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed
the shotgun at him and said "No! You're going to eat me like the book
says".