Once there was a wife who was depressed because she wouldn't get any 
satisfaction from her Husband and she decided to do some thing about it. She 
visited a Tatoo artist and told him " My husband loves the famous French 
actress Brigette Bardot and I like you to tatoo her name on my buttocks".

So the Tatoo artist lifted her dress and told her the name is too long to 
tatoo on your buns, so I will tatoo a "B" on one side and another "B" on the 
other side. So she agreed and got those two letters tatooed on her buns. 

Now, when the husband arrived after a long day of work she said " honey I have 
a surprise for you today" Husband said "alright, let see what have you got for 
me today".

She said, " I know you love this person, So I went out and got the name 
Tatooed" and she lifted her skirt and showed her back. Husband stared at her 
back and asked "who the hell is "BOB"