Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his 
pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. Jack walks down the steet to the local 
brothal and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she 
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What can you do for 
me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over this fellow and tells Jack, "Don't 
worry we can take care of you. No problem." 

She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Jack 
thinks about this a second and figures it can't be that bad. He gives the 
madam the $5 and closes the door behind her. 

With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses. Once naked, Jack 
wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken. As soon as Jack developes a 
rythym he starts to enjoy himself a great deal. He and the chicken really go 
at it for a while untill all that built up frustration is finally released. 
Jack can't remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience. 

One week later, and horney again, Jack has saved up $10. Being a satisfied 
customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for 
$10. 

"Well for $10 we have special show", the madam replies. She leads him into a 
different room where there are several other people sitting on benches. "Sit 
back and enjoy the show Jack", the madam tells Jack. 

Jack gives the money to the madam and takes a seat on one of benches. Soon 
after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on the other 
side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each other. 

Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is watching as 
they begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is nothing 
they won't do to each other. 

Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth. He turns to the 
person beside him and says, "this is a pretty good show for ten bucks eh?! 

The guy turns to Jack and says, "That's nothing.....last week we saw a guy fuck a chicken."