This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he 
sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck 
gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even 
closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this 
gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a 
cigarette?" 

"Ten years ! ", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls 
out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that 
good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years ! "

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a 
flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's 
fantastic !"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet 
suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL 
fun?"

And the man replies, "My God ! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in 
there !"