How A Pussy Was Made 



Seven Wise Men made up their minds to build then a Pussy of their own Design. 

The First was a Carpenter, full of wit, with a Hammer and Chisel, He made the Slit. 

The Second, a Blacksmith, black as coal, with an Anvil and Sledge, He made the Hole. 

The Third, a Rich Tailor, tall and thin, with a peice of Red Ribbon, He lined it within. 

The Fourth, a Furrier, big and stout, with the Skin of a Bear, He lined it without. 

The Fifth, a Fisherman, old and bent, with a Rotten Herring, He gave it a Scent. 

The Sixth, a Preacher, with a B.A. degree, Patted it, and Felt it, and said it would Pee. 

The Seventh, a Rabbi, a Mean Little Runt, Blessed it, and F*cked it, and called it a C*nt.