What matters. 



This young rich man was looking for a wife, and had narrowed his choices down to 3 women. 

He couldn't make up his mind on which one he should marry, so he tested them. 

He gave each women $5,000 to see what they would spend it on. 

The first woman went out, bought furs and jewels, and blew all the money on herself. 

The second woman put half of it in the bank, and spent the rest of it on herself. 

The third woman bought herself a dress, and many, many gifts for the young man. 

Given these facts, which woman do you think the young man married? 

The woman with the biggest tits, of course!