Headache


It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and 
at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. 

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse 
off and we'll see what he does?" At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took 
off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down. "Hey," the 
husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does." Again 
she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down 
the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage. The husband went 
over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. 

"Now," said the husband, "tell that motherfucker you have a headache!"