Top 10 signs ... of an 'NRI' visiting India 
(May not apply to NRIs returning from Gulf) 

10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the 
    seat-cushion nervously. 

9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water. 

8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule. 

7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel of Customs clearance at the 
   airport. 

6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations. 

5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper. 

4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls 
   his/her own 30" suitcase. 

3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation. 
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture. 

1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.