Top 10 Reasons ... when to stop considering going back to India.

To those of you, who have been abroad for a while - sitting on the fence, and 
thinking whether to continue to hang out here or go back to India...Here are 
the 10 tips. If you score 6 out of the 10. Don't even think of going back. If 
you score 5. Keep sitting on the fence. If you score less than 5, you may 
consider going back. 


10. If you've got into the habit of striking a conversation, beginning with 
    "Nice weather, Hahn!" 

9. If your toddler son starts addressing you as "Dud", instead of "Dad". 

8. During your trip to India, if you spend more time on W/C than on your 
   reserved seat, while traveling in train. 

7. If you actually start washing that deep-fry pan, after your wife prepared 
   `pakodi's for the guests. 

6. If you start liking Broccoli. 

5. If you start finding cricket as a `boring' game but don't mind watching Golf,
   Bowling or Curling on TV. 

4. If you start saying "interesting" for something which you actually think is 
   "weird". 

3. If you are following the O.J.Simpson trial, with meticulous detail. 

2. If you have developed a liking for free style wrestling and have become a 
   fan of Hulk Hogan. 

1. If the first sentence that comes out of your mouth, after opening a 
   Christmas gift, is "Thanks a lot, This is exactly what I was looking for 
   and actually planning to buy."